Twinibago: Twin brother and sister who like to run far but very slowly. Twin One (also known as The Clever One, The Fast One or dolly_bobbin) likes to think she’s sponsored by Nike and will run every race she can find but really needs to get a life. Twin Two (also known as FattyTwin, luckybeard or ChocolateThunder) has two kids and even less of a life … he runs less but eats more and is only interested in races with less than 100 people, zero roads and no traveling involved. Both will run for money and can be bribed for good race reports with the promise of technical t-shirts or cake at aid stations. Will run anything from 5k to 100k … 101k, get out of town. Oh, we should do gear reviews … so please send us free gear … we love gear.